Bacon Boner
Tearing friendships apart since 2014
05-08 • 6:17444,096 notesuntexting90s90s90s

puddle:

deepest darkest fear: typing your password really quickly twice when signing up for a website and doing the same typo on both parts

writtenanddirected:

what she says: im fine

what she means: does the decline in quality of the scary movie franchise also satirically represent the decline in quality of horror films in the film industry today? or is it unintentional, and simply a product of the worsening parody film genre?

05-08 • 6:16463,734 noteshohoehoes
05-07 • 7:1035,009 noteslaughing-llama

odysseiarex:

google images has me covered

05-07 • 7:09164,580 notescivilwhore

your-scottish-soulmate:

if you didn’t tear up here you’re lying

05-07 • 7:08586,734 notestrust
05-07 • 7:0861,038 noteshoecakes

cr-familiar-faces:

perplexedcam:

tastefullyoffensive:

The Tragic School Bus (photos via dontori)

In the last picture wouldn’t it be “Dammit Ms. FREEZEle?

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pinkuso:

cathedralofbones:

sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me

omfg the sign below it says “if you shoplift you will end up like this”

05-07 • 7:06346,091 notesgold

jwry:

you-knw-who:

iminlovewiththisfeelingnow:

Catwalk VS Backstage (part 1):

- Fendi SS 14-15

- Valentino FW 13

- Etro SS 15

- Etro FW 15

Me

online vs irl

05-07 • 7:0593,435 notesintensional

themaskednegro:

naule:

wanderingchild:

you know what’s really funny? the whole reason Thanos wants to destroy the Universe is to win the favor of Death, or as the Other said “to court Death”. The best part? Death doesn’t even care.

Thanos is literally the epitome of a Nice Guy.

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What’s even better is because Death is in love with Deadpool for a long time Thanos straight up became a fedora friendzone doucher who kept interfering with Deadpool’s life because his crush ‘kept dating asshole jocks and didn’t fall in love with nice guys’

thelingerieaddict:

redbeaniscream:

this is the greatest thing ever

Eartha Kitt is god.

stability:

stability:

does vanessa hudgens do anything besides walk around with her boyfriend

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floozys:

the-united-states-government:

Feminists then and feminists now.

Priorities have shifted so dramatically that I’m not even really sure that they’re the same movement anymore.

why aren’t feminists still prioritising the vote? women have had the vote for almost 100 years, but why aren’t they still prioritising it? how could they allow priorities to change? what is “time”? why is this rectangular slate in my hand glowing? someone telegraph my papa i’m confused and afraid

05-07 • 7:029,983 notesbangays